From the submitter:
My xbox had gotten red rings and I repaired it by adding external fans and relocating the Disk drive to the top
Upon further investigation, it turns out Finkbräu is an almost undrinkable export brew from Germany. I hope it was worth making it through that case to play this.
Awww buddy, you built this for me? I have a great place for it. Oh sorry, you're too young for Xbox. Go build daddy something else useful.
Xbox's remote control requires ridiculously precise aim. I fixed that by gluing a magnifying glass to it.