From the submitter:

Xbox's remote control requires ridiculously precise aim. I fixed that by gluing a magnifying glass to it.

Thank god the Wii doesn't have heating problems, mine would have exploded from the 100+ hours of Skyward Sword I played on my week off.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

From the submitter:

My xbox had gotten red rings and I repaired it by adding external fans and relocating the Disk drive to the top

I nominate him official mascot of pantsless nerds everywhere.

~NSHA

Upon further investigation, it turns out Finkbräu is an almost undrinkable export brew from Germany. I hope it was worth making it through that case to play this.

~NSHA

Awww buddy, you built this for me? I have a great place for it. Oh sorry, you're too young for Xbox. Go build daddy something else useful.

~NSHA