Thank god the Wii doesn't have heating problems, mine would have exploded from the 100+ hours of Skyward Sword I played on my week off.
I nominate him official mascot of pantsless nerds everywhere.
From the submitter:
Xbox's remote control requires ridiculously precise aim. I fixed that by gluing a magnifying glass to it.
Upon further investigation, it turns out Finkbräu is an almost undrinkable export brew from Germany. I hope it was worth making it through that case to play this.