Thank god the Wii doesn't have heating problems, mine would have exploded from the 100+ hours of Skyward Sword I played on my week off.
Upon further investigation, it turns out Finkbräu is an almost undrinkable export brew from Germany. I hope it was worth making it through that case to play this.
I nominate him official mascot of pantsless nerds everywhere.
At least you have a Kleenex ready for when you start crying in frustration. ~Not-So-Handy Andy