Get Over Here and Play a Video Game

My my, Xbox, you're looking awfully melty today!

Cheap headsets can be repaired with a little 'Murrican ingenuity! Now you can get back to getting called racial slurs and having your sexuality questioned by middle schoolers in no time!

It works for a can and string, so it must work for speakers, right?

Cultural and media stereotypes do? Oh... well okay then.