Mowp on a Rope

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Mowp on a Rope
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By Ernest Bowker
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From the submitter:

As the neighborhood kids played merrily on the swingsets below, Diane gleefully plotted her revenge for the time they egged her house on Halloween.

Some Undercover Cops Are More Obvious Than Others

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Some Undercover Cops Are More Obvious Than Others
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Uhhh hello. I'm offic... Mr. Willis. Here to... mow your lawn. Could you let me in so I can find your lawn mower... uhhh... fluid?

~NSHA

Most People Just Listen To Music...

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Most People Just Listen To Music...
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He's probably watching a video on how to look like an elitist while doing everyday chores. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Mad Science Monday: We Need A New Letter In The Alphabet To Name This Battery

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Mad Science Monday: We Need A New Letter In The Alphabet To Name This Battery
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These new electric screwdrivers are now as convenient as I was hoping for.

~NSHA

Analyze The Kludge!

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Analyze The Kludge!
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My best guess:

That grass needs to stay at a warm temperature to survive thrive continue being grass. Its owner became desperate and kludged together this glue gun conduction machine to warm up the water ever so slightly.

Alternative:

He was trying to roast those coffee beans and left it on for too long.

What do you guys think?