From the submitter:
My neighbor's contraption to keep the rain off you when going into the basement
I think the next logical step is a pulled-tooth via skydiving.
wife: Honey, I want a dual showerhead so we can shower together. husband: Well, I have been trying to use up every plumbing part I have. wife: Ooh, and I can use my hair net to stop the leak
As the neighborhood kids played merrily on the swingsets below, Diane gleefully plotted her revenge for the time they egged her house on Halloween.
What a great outdoor above-ground pool! I know the perfect place for it.