Rednecks often blur the line between crazy and genius.

"Had wine, but I didn't have a corkscrew, but real men get the job done no matter what!"

"Guests were already arriving and I had no hook in the ceiling from where to hang a bag/net to hold the bag from the bag-in-a-box. Over the edge of the table you say? Sure, if I could afford dry-cleaning everyone's pants and dresses (those spouts are as leaky as an old dog). Luckily there's always LEGO!"

This wine stand serves a two-fold purpose in my opinion. First and most obvious, it's super useful. Second, the Legos are nostalgia-inducing so it'll put all the guests in a good state of mind for when they inevitably get plastered. WIN-WIN if you ask me!

Do you often find yourself thinking, "man, I could really use a 1-ton wine rack transformer. That'd really round out the living room."

Me too, viewer, me too. Now you can make your dream a reality by buying the only wine-rack transformer in existence! Made from recycled automobile and motorcycle parts, this booze-tending behemoth is being sold on Craigslist by a guy from Phoenix, AZ. It'll set you back 7000 dollars, but really though, it's a 2000-pound Optimus Prime wine rack. Do I need to convince you any further?

"Last year the drainhose for my ancient dishwasher broke off my equally ancient disposer. Surprisingly, there's no aftermarket plug for these, so I made one out of an adapter and a wine cork."

One could say that your dishwasher is... how do I put this... all washed up?

... and voila!