"Guests were already arriving and I had no hook in the ceiling from where to hang a bag/net to hold the bag from the bag-in-a-box. Over the edge of the table you say? Sure, if I could afford dry-cleaning everyone's pants and dresses (those spouts are as leaky as an old dog). Luckily there's always LEGO!"
This wine stand serves a two-fold purpose in my opinion. First and most obvious, it's super useful. Second, the Legos are nostalgia-inducing so it'll put all the guests in a good state of mind for when they inevitably get plastered. WIN-WIN if you ask me!
"Last year the drainhose for my ancient dishwasher broke off my equally ancient disposer. Surprisingly, there's no aftermarket plug for these, so I made one out of an adapter and a wine cork."
One could say that your dishwasher is... how do I put this... all washed up?