From the submitter:
"Outside a urologist's office... no, just a general practicioner's office, never mind."
I C WAT U DID THUR! SMILY FACE SMILY FACE WINKY FACE.
Because you're only a true steampunk if you get lead poisoning!
Because dangling power plugs and water fountains are a perfectly safe combination.
Just so the ladies out there know, every guys bathroom has one of these installed.