That's because British people only have two uses for water: hot water for their tea, or cold water for splashing on their face after getting tipsy at the pub. #stereotypes
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
It better be buff all right, or else you might have a situation like this on your hands!
The note says "Hot Doesn't Work," in case you were curious.
New fountain stuck in an old fountain