From the submitter:
I play games online on PSN, bluetooth headset kept getting lost, then I just hacked the two together. An effective fix! Full build log at the source.
Looks like someone confused the portal gun with the giant suspender gun again.
It's a tough choice, save the princess or save your coworkers from BO.
User Pirateninjah says their husband keeps breaking their controllers, so instead of buying another new one, they decided to fix it...ish.
True story: upon playing my first computer FPS, I thought that the default WASD movement keys were a mistake so I switched changed them to the arrows. Turns out, I'm an idiot.