True story: upon playing my first computer FPS, I thought that the default WASD movement keys were a mistake so I switched changed them to the arrows. Turns out, I'm an idiot.
Can't move the entertainment stand... video game break. Can't move my shirt... laying down break.
It's a tough choice, save the princess or save your coworkers from BO.
Looks like someone confused the portal gun with the giant suspender gun again.
User Pirateninjah says their husband keeps breaking their controllers, so instead of buying another new one, they decided to fix it...ish.