"Spotted in a parking lot of the Goodwill store. The driver who walked up a minute after I took the photo had coarse hair that looked like it had been coated in a cracked burned substance. Either fire or aerosol spray foam seems to be a repeating theme."

Hey, don't judge now! Ladies love dudes with minivans that have had close encounters with volcanoes... right?

Protip: GET A VAN! The passengers around you (and your insurance) will thank you!

"Red neck window. God bless America!"

Or as I like to call it: "Bungalow Chic."

Actually, I wouldn't call it a limo. That'd be a bit of a stretch...