Give a man a vacuum, he'll clean for a day. Teach a man to vacuum, and he'll do something stupid like this.
What? You're telling me that there's a way to make Segways useful? NO WAI!
Beekeeper Maintenance and Extermination Man!
I wonder if Dyson will pick up on this all-terrain enhancement.
This is the 3rd grossest substance that's ever been inside that sock.