It's Like a John Deere for the Indoors

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What? You're telling me that there's a way to make Segways useful? NO WAI!

The Devil is Ready to Clean the Greens!

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I wonder if Dyson will pick up on this all-terrain enhancement.

How to Find Small Things

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Lost contact lens, wrist watch screw or even a diamond? Don't worry, the vacuum cleaner will help!

No Throttle? No Pedal? No Problem!

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... Okay, you know what? No. I can't. YES PROBLEM. YES, THAT IS A PROBLEM. CUT YOUR STUPID OPTIMISTIC CRAP OUT. RAWR.