There's No Escape

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There's No Escape
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It's possible this kludge was only made to keep the trunk from flapping. Sure. That's it. Because if it were meant to keep someone from opening it, it would only work for someone on the inside right? And that would mean... never mind, I don't want to think about it.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack

Some Undercover Cops Are More Obvious Than Others

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Some Undercover Cops Are More Obvious Than Others
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Uhhh hello. I'm offic... Mr. Willis. Here to... mow your lawn. Could you let me in so I can find your lawn mower... uhhh... fluid?

~NSHA

Wheelbarrow Races

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Wheelbarrow Races
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From what I can tell, they're neck-and-neck!

This Fix is All That is MAN

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This Fix is All That is MAN
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It's important to keep your swag locked up nice and tight.

This DEFINITELY Isn't Used for Kidnapping

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This DEFINITELY Isn't Used for Kidnapping
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That banging sound? It's just my ummm, golf clubs rattling around. ~NSHA