Although I don't the A for Effort I just gave you will help when your washing machine is in a hundred pieces on the highway pavement.

Clearly the owner of this car does not learn from their mistakes. The remnants of the first attempt to hold the bumper on with duct tape are clearly visible, yet there is more duct tape holding it on. There's a fine line between persistence and learning from your mistakes, people!

It smelled and sounded as bad as it looked. Three of the five senses covered!

Trunk? Check. Junk? Mega check.

From what I can tell, they're neck-and-neck!

In the words of Steve Carell, "I hope you have a big trunk, 'cause I'm puttin' my bike in it!"