Not to be outdone, Russia has their own example of a track-bound snow plow to rival that of the NYC Transit Authority. Complete with a gas turbine similar to ones used in the MIG15 fighter jet. Suck it, snow!

Fully equipped with a Rolls Royce viper aircraft turbine for obliterating snow at 600 degrees. We hear that the blue scrubber might be a little envious...

I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want a train capable of going at super-ultra-omega speeds being fixed with masking tape...

Yeah, wouldn't want that falling off or anything.

Hold the TV up! Or, heaven forbid, the passengers might have to check...

... ANOTHER SCREEN! NOOO!!!

Shut up and take my ticket!