New goal: go back in time, construct this, and pull up to my prom date's how just to see the look on her face.
Here's some triple-A rated irony for you.
I'll take the boat. The truck. The motorcycle. And the other boat. You can have everything else.
It might not be as discreet, but at least he's getting some exercise.
Driving around a flea market in a rascal wasn't giving you enough odd looks, eh? Good thing it broke down so you had an excuse to tow around a generator and ensure never-ending mockery.
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