Dad, I thowt we were goin to McDownalds?
Don't worry kiddo, we are. Just 17 more turn, 4 empty grass bags, a couple hedge trimmings and we're on our way!
It's not about the destination, it's about ruining the journey.
The perks of having a AAA membership aren't what they used to be.
No membership card? Luckily we also accept fifths as payment. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Here's some triple-A rated irony for you.