What? Why? Stop. Just... stop.

I too this photo on the ampibian vehicle sailing on the Jokulsarlon (glacier lagoon), Iceland

My favorite chair to watch home improvement.

One is good, but two is always safer.

Millions of hard to open peaches, peaches for me.

~NSHA

I was trying to come up with a third pun in the caption, but I think the title is cringe-worthy enough. What do you guys have?

~Not-So-Handy Andy

I can't wait until adamantium becomes real so that I don't have to joke about that. ~Not-So-Handy Andy