Well maybe if I hold it like this....
Crystal??? You know I wanted diamonds.
The last time I checked satellites were in the sky; I'm really hoping this whole thing just gets super-glued to the back of his Civic.
Please, please tell me this is a kludged flamethrower made of plastic. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
That awkward moment when his wife walks in and the cow leg is stuck halfway in the grinder.