"I've got the most brilliant idea! Instead of people driving on wheels, why don't we just make the roads themselves out of tires! Brilliant!"
Not bad, but his head isn't covered. He needs to find a very tiny tire.
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
"Copy that, Bicycle, you're clear for takeoff on runway two-niner."
"We had to repaint our house, and to do that we had to remove the stairs in the backyard. My dad whipped this up so we could still use the door."
Not to worry Fixers, the Historical Thursday post is working out a couple of kink as its writer recovers from the Vancouver riots. It'll be up within an hour!
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