Are We in a Vortex or Something?

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Are We in a Vortex or Something?
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Drunken mistakes can ALL be fixed with sufficient amounts of duct tape.

Got Power Line Clearance Issues?

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Got Power Line Clearance Issues?
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We got that one solved. Don't tell the mailman or the power company. And don't worry, a couple of nails at the top are holding that power line in place.

Caution Tape is Appropriate

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Caution Tape is Appropriate
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Please exercise caution, because the lazy bastard phone company did not.

That's One Way to Add Capacity!

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That's One Way to Add Capacity!
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I find that that's a common solution to many of life's problems: if it ain't working, give it more wood!