swingset

'Cause your arms will be in slings as soon as you swing backward.

When I need to replace a swing on my swing set, I don't often come to the conclusion that a helicopter chassis would be better suited for the task, but hey, I'm not everybody I guess.

"Shut up, you're not my real dad!"

It's all fun and games until someone puts the swingset on top of their car.

Even if you miss, you might land one in the dirt...