Drunken mistakes can ALL be fixed with sufficient amounts of duct tape.
This one got hit by a car, and was reincarnated as a garbage can.
Like the old saying goes, "just because you got hit by a car doesn't mean you're not useful anymore!" That's an old saying... right?
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