This defies just about every law of physics I can think of.

~NSHA

Car stereo broken? Those 20 dollar speakers you bought for your computer will do just fine!

This is what it felt like when the world upgraded from mono.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Two ghetto-tastic speakers I built out of shipping boxes and duct tape

I'd like to see the progression from burning CDs to hijacking ships. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

"Yeah, as a matter of fact I did! He was a great guy too. His name was me, and I'm pretty sure he was drunk when he did it... real nice guy, though... great at parties, I'm sure..."