Dedicated to all office nerds of the world.
"I needed to plug my phone into the wall, but it's right behind where my chair is, and I didn't want to roll over it. So whats the solution? Office supplies!"
It's meant to catch unsuspecting yuppies whose smartphones ran out of batteries.
"I have a good cellphone with all these neat features, but I couldn't find a cheap bike mount for it, so I decided to build one of my own! I've just used cardboard, a lot of black extra strong gaffer tape, about ½ meter (~1' 8") of velcro and a piece of sponge that sits on the back, between the handlebar and the bike mount as a shock absorber."
"Because some stupid person decided to steal the radio and navigation out of my car, I made a cell phone holder out of a pizza box."
Ha! Checkmate, thieves! Now it sucks too much for you to steal!