If the short circuit doesn't get you, Norman Bates will.
This shower's for you, basketball players and otherwise gangly bastards of the world!
Too bad cats are notoriously bad repairmen.
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
Now you too can buy your garden hoses with a brand new "soothing massage jet" option.
I was in hot water when my hot water heater broke. Never fear, though! More hot water is on the way!