From the submitter:
wife: Honey, I want a dual showerhead so we can shower together. husband: Well, I have been trying to use up every plumbing part I have. wife: Ooh, and I can use my hair net to stop the leak
Oh right, it's that remote control on the bathtub. Now that's just silly. Backwards, almost.
In other news, I'm going to go have a nice little chat with the landlord...
I'm laaaughin' at kludges!
Too bad cats are notoriously bad repairmen.
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack