In this day and age, who can spring to buy a pack of $1.99 laces?
"The stock attachment combs broke and I had this wooden comb, so I grabbed a saw and a tube of super glue and made a quick fix."
The 1970s would be proud, my friend.
Make sure you don't knock it off the sink. You could step on it. And we wouldn't want that.
Time and an itchy back wait for no man.