Oh no! These signs must have fallen off the person who holding up the whiteboard and got stuck to this ladder. Better get it out of the way and go find him.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Just don't ask about their window service.

~NSHA

Don't show the fat kid who broke his chair in middle school. This will embarrass him even more.

~NSHA

Tchaikovsky's "Construction Worker Sonata" is never found a solid place in history.

~NSHA

Now I can drink and write in my diary... S**t.

~NSHA