Great, The Bed's Finally Fixed

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Great, The Bed's Finally Fixed
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Now I can drink and write in my diary... S**t.

~NSHA

Come For The Gas, Stay Because You Got Crushed

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Come For The Gas, Stay Because You Got Crushed
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From the submitter:

Gas station next to my hotel. It's fully operational - I went and got gas there myself.

Note to self, never get my suspension checked here.

~NSHA

Literature Brings You To New Heights

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Literature Brings You To New Heights
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Funny, everything written by Dan Brown doesn't have enough substance.

~NSHA

Trying To Get Rid of That Low End

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Trying To Get Rid of That Low End
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Tchaikovsky's "Construction Worker Sonata" is never found a solid place in history.

~NSHA