"I'm sorry sir, we're all sold out of segway trailers for Rolls Royces."
"But how am I supposed to get down the dock to my water jetpack?"
He invented the Segway before it was... okay, it was never cool, but still!
What? You're telling me that there's a way to make Segways useful? NO WAI!
I have no idea what they would be training for, but it will still make me feel better. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
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