"I have a screwdriver for an antenna, so you're probably not getting this message."
It's a hammer. It's a screwdriver. It's a scrammer. Or a hewdriver. Or a Screwhammer. Or I'm done.
Note the use of a screwdriver glued to a screw to hold the flapper in, a miscellaneous piece of rubber instead of a chain, and for the finale, a piece of cellophane to tie it together! 10/10 would stay at this hotel again.
The last time I checked satellites were in the sky; I'm really hoping this whole thing just gets super-glued to the back of his Civic.
Oh, he still had a hinge. But it was ten feet away and the screwdriver was literally right there. ~NSHA
And sometimes, where there's a will, there's also about 50 different safety hazards.
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