*Chhht* "Come In, Dispatch, Over."

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*Chhht* "Come In, Dispatch, Over."
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"I have a screwdriver for an antenna, so you're probably not getting this message."

The Scrammer

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The Scrammer
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It's a hammer. It's a screwdriver. It's a scrammer. Or a hewdriver. Or a Screwhammer. Or I'm done.

Screw You, Corn!

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Screw You, Corn!
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The classic Stanley Model 30-A, truly an underappreciated culinary instrument...

Where There's a Will, There's a Way

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Where There's a Will, There's a Way
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And sometimes, where there's a will, there's also about 50 different safety hazards.

Reception is a Little Screwy

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Reception is a Little Screwy
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Screwdriver? Or screwed driver?

The Socket Screwdriver

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The Socket Screwdriver
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It's a two-in-one socket wrench/screwdriver! Well, more like a 1.5-in-one.