*Chhht* "Come In, Dispatch, Over."

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*Chhht* "Come In, Dispatch, Over."
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"I have a screwdriver for an antenna, so you're probably not getting this message."

The Scrammer

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The Scrammer
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It's a hammer. It's a screwdriver. It's a scrammer. Or a hewdriver. Or a Screwhammer. Or I'm done.

How Many Kludges Can Fit in a Single Toilet Tank?

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How Many Kludges Can Fit in a Single Toilet Tank?
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Note the use of a screwdriver glued to a screw to hold the flapper in, a miscellaneous piece of rubber instead of a chain, and for the finale, a piece of cellophane to tie it together! 10/10 would stay at this hotel again.

Mad Science Monday: Screwy Reception

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Mad Science Monday: Screwy Reception
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The last time I checked satellites were in the sky; I'm really hoping this whole thing just gets super-glued to the back of his Civic.

~NSHA

Pull Here To Break In

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Pull Here To Break In
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By Whit Martin-Whitaker
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Oh, he still had a hinge. But it was ten feet away and the screwdriver was literally right there. ~NSHA

Where There's a Will, There's a Way

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Where There's a Will, There's a Way
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And sometimes, where there's a will, there's also about 50 different safety hazards.