User foxhead128 has a habit of Alt+Tabbing a lot, so their Tab key wore out pretty quickly. Nothing a bit of Scotch tape couldn't fix.
From submitter azgli: The speaker system at a friend's party was missing a proprietary 13-wire cable between the main unit and the speaker controller. This was my solution to the problem - 13 individual wires insulated with Scotch tape! More Scotch tape kept them from shorting when the sub started rattling things around.