From the kludger:
This is what you do when you cut your thumb, but have to write an exam in half an hour. Cut thumb, zip tie fix it, write exam, get it fixed in the hospital. In that order.
I'm sorry, we have to perform surgery to separate the twins. Only one of you will survive. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
With a sudden lack of need for reference books, they went took any job available to them. Even mousepads.
I'm not sure that's the best location for a chair with wheels.
Their mascot is listed as the most dangerous profession in the state. ~Not-So-Handy Andy