From the kludger:
This is what you do when you cut your thumb, but have to write an exam in half an hour. Cut thumb, zip tie fix it, write exam, get it fixed in the hospital. In that order.
This is just sad.. but clever
Neural science? I learned that in kindergarten. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Their mascot is listed as the most dangerous profession in the state. ~Not-So-Handy Andy