switches in the board

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What Happens When They Don't Get Tenure

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I'm not sure that's the best location for a chair with wheels. ~NSHA

Holding doors open

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Looks Like He's Really Using That Science Degree

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Neural science? I learned that in kindergarten. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

America, this is why your fat

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This is just sad.. but clever

Things Get Complicated When He Needs a Definition

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With a sudden lack of need for reference books, they went took any job available to them. Even mousepads.

~NSHA

You Can Still Ply It Open

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I'm sorry, we have to perform surgery to separate the twins. Only one of you will survive. ~Not-So-Handy Andy