What Happens When They Don't Get Tenure

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I'm not sure that's the best location for a chair with wheels. ~NSHA

Looks Like He's Really Using That Science Degree

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Neural science? I learned that in kindergarten. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

You Can Still Ply It Open

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I'm sorry, we have to perform surgery to separate the twins. Only one of you will survive. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Things Get Complicated When He Needs a Definition

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With a sudden lack of need for reference books, they went took any job available to them. Even mousepads.

~NSHA

Go Fighting Kludges!

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Their mascot is listed as the most dangerous profession in the state. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

What Has Science Done!

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Beware, the back to school kludges are coming.

~NSHA