Zip Tie Thumb Repair

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Zip Tie Thumb Repair
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From the kludger:

This is what you do when you cut your thumb, but have to write an exam in half an hour. Cut thumb, zip tie fix it, write exam, get it fixed in the hospital. In that order.

You Can Still Ply It Open

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You Can Still Ply It Open
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I'm sorry, we have to perform surgery to separate the twins. Only one of you will survive. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

What Happens When They Don't Get Tenure

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What Happens When They Don't Get Tenure
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I'm not sure that's the best location for a chair with wheels. ~NSHA

Go Fighting Kludges!

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Go Fighting Kludges!
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Their mascot is listed as the most dangerous profession in the state. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Looks Like He's Really Using That Science Degree

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Looks Like He's Really Using That Science Degree
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Neural science? I learned that in kindergarten. ~Not-So-Handy Andy