Drive faster, bro! The summons guy is behind you with Apple's lawsuit papers!
Protip: if your rear spoiler makes your car look like a shopping cart or a lawn mower, you're probably doing it wrong...
"Hand made rear spoiler, apparently made from a sheet of metal! Plus, it comes with a bonus item: the wobbling badge, fixed in place with a single screw..."
That's brilliant! Kludges are no longer "kludges." They're "fixes with character."