Sacks and Straps

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balcony,crook,deck,garden,pepper bag,peppers,pipe,porch,pvc pipe,satellite dish,stay strapped,vegetables,wood,young jeezy,zip strip
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"Bought hanging pepper bag, but I didn't have a place to hang it on my balcony, so I lashed a shepherd's crook to my old satellite dish stand with 2 dozen zip strips. It still wasn't sturdy enough, so I jammed a piece of wood in the pipe to lengthen it."

I believe it was the philosopher Young Jeezy who once told us all to stay strapped. Glad to see you're taking his advice!

Target Acquired

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army,flashlight,military,pvc pipe,sniper rifle
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Set scan range: 5 meters. Windspeed: 4 MPH coming from Jeff's fan in the southwest corner of the room. Target is stationary, watching movie on his laptop. Permission to engage?

From PVC to Eternity

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pipes,PVC,pvc pipe,two points
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Sometimes the shortest distance between two points is ten more points.

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