I would make puns about this pool being hot and all, but they probably wouldn't go over too well. It'd be wheel embarrowsing.
Awww, all that effort and she didn't even take a swim!
Never use power tools near water. Any other rules of construction this guy is violating?
And instead of standard balls, you use the leftovers from that case of whoppers you spilled in October. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Go get a sno-cone or something! At the very least plug your computer in outside and play Civilization V on your back porch...
Now grab 6 friends to hold it steady while I wash my feet.
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