Never use power tools near water. Any other rules of construction this guy is violating?

Go get a sno-cone or something! At the very least plug your computer in outside and play Civilization V on your back porch...

You may develop a sudden urge to pee after you get in.

Electricity has gotten expensive, heat your outdoor pool the old way. This is how it's done in Germany!

"Come in, over!"

"Yes, this is Brofort, over."