"Come in, over!"
"Yes, this is Brofort, over."
If there's a gas range within range, you're in the clear!
I would make puns about this pool being hot and all, but they probably wouldn't go over too well. It'd be wheel embarrowsing.
Actually, don't dive, it's way too shallow.
What a great outdoor above-ground pool! I know the perfect place for it.
Awww, all that effort and she didn't even take a swim!