If only that were a Coors can, you'd know exactly when not to get in the shower.
From the submitter:
wife: Honey, I want a dual showerhead so we can shower together. husband: Well, I have been trying to use up every plumbing part I have. wife: Ooh, and I can use my hair net to stop the leak
Personally, I would just aim my stream directly down the drain. But that's me. And I'm gross.
Meanwhile, in Shaq's bathroom.