He just had to hang up in desperation.
Found this in an apartment laundry room in Hutchinson, MN.
Now you'll be able to stay warm and look crazy with these Bluetooth headset gloves, with a thumb earpiece and pinky microphone. Now they just need to mount those components in an edible banana and we'll call it good.
Check them out here.
For when you just HAVE to kontakty your friends!
Finally! The RAZR flip phone becomes useful!