Hello, Yes This is Payphone

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payphone,phone,phone booth
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"No, I was trying to call Dog! Tell him to reverse the charges!"

Bad Connection

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When the phone receiver malfunctions, just do a "Frankenstein" on it. The new receiver doesn't disconnect the calls, so...

Listen to the Radio Without Headphones

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Dedicated to all office nerds of the world.

The Call Is Coming From Inside the House

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Right next to the window. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Well, We're Screwed!

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Maybe if I dial 3x3 three times it'll work!