I think the next logical step is a pulled-tooth via skydiving.

~NSHA

See that funny Canadian man on the TV? That's Red Green. You will learn more from him than any knowledge a parent can impart.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Because when you want to save money and cut corners, it's when the health of your child is on the line.

~NSHA

Oh yeah, she's a real beaut. Brand new, loud, attracts all the ladies. The emissions are awful though.

~NSHA

What's that? You want to go left? lolnope.

~Not-So-Handy Andy