A step above the successful first model.
From the submitter:
My broadband got changed from 10Mbit to 100Mbit and my cheap routers kept burning up.
Of course, Al Gore being pleased means he has to show you a 2 hour slideshow about exactly why he is pleased, and how much his pleasure is going to increase in the future.
Faster! They're catching up!
If this was my neighbor, I would sign him up for enough junkmail to fill every drawer in that bin. That would make him feel good, right?
They seemed like an unlikely couple, but quickly became inseparable.