Xzibit, You Can Stop Now

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hummer,overkill,television,TV,wtf
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It honestly saddens/confuses me that this guy is from Canada and not that one country where you would assume. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Looks Like The Divorce Turned Out Well For Him

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car,DIY,g rated,moving day,overkill,there I fixed it,towing
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I'll take the boat. The truck. The motorcycle. And the other boat. You can have everything else.

~NSHA

Probably The Best Use For a Chastity Belt

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dual use,locked up,overkill,security
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Let me just unlock the gate, I'll be there in 2 hours after I figure out which key goes where. ~NSHA

A Metaphor for our Television Addiction

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From the submitter:

So I get up today and the kids are up before me watching TV. That's fine, it Sunday, got to sleep in, figured I go check my email and puts around online for a few. Later I go into the living room, to turn the TV so I can start watching Game highlights before the Super Bowl, but can not find the remote. I mean I searched everywhere. The usual places... In the couch cushions, under the couch, behind the couch and behind the TV.... nowhere to be found.

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