From the submitter:
My broadband got changed from 10Mbit to 100Mbit and my cheap routers kept burning up.
And you'll get all the ladies. All of them. But don't be surprised if they have some taped on parts, too.
Looks like the new Vacation movie is right on schedule!
If this was my neighbor, I would sign him up for enough junkmail to fill every drawer in that bin. That would make him feel good, right?
Meanwhile, inside the automobile...