Don't worry guys:
I got this.
"It's a Small World" is perfect for heavy traffic. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
From the submitter:
(actually a trick - the hole in the ceiling is actually a box that is supported by the top of the tree which was cut flat)
Dammit. You had me going there...
Of course, Al Gore being pleased means he has to show you a 2 hour slideshow about exactly why he is pleased, and how much his pleasure is going to increase in the future.