That fridge clearly has wheels, you're not doing this nearly as dangerously as you could be.
This one can almost go a whole day without recharging!
Oh god, that webcam is watching me.
Look, we all hate it when the guy at Jiffy Lube tells us our alignment is off, but maybe once in a while they aren't full of crap.
I don't know if I'm upset or happy that my father never did this for me. ~Not-So-Handy Andy