He watches you shower. Then he watches you die.
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Landlord bodgejobs can get pretty skeezy. Case and point: balance the new propane tank precariously with a toolkit. Psssh, don't get sassy with me, mister! It's only the living spaces of several dozen people you're toying with here!
And if those outlets look funny to you, maybe you should check out our handy dandy guide. http://chzb.gr/tsl0hN
Just like the top bunk, you don't want it because it's better, you want it because your brother chose it first.