not a kludge

g rated Hall of Fame knife not a kludge overkill there I fixed it tool - 5702857472
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I've seen photos of this thing floating around for a while, but never did it occur to me that it's in fact a real product. Available from Hammacher Schlemmer, this Wenger tool holds the Guinness Word Record for being the most multi-functional penknife. Kudos to you if you can name all of its fucntions. If not, here's a real Swiss guy going over how ridiculous this thing really is.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnmfzhKYcHE&feature=related]

I'm pissed they took the laser out.

bathroom dual use furniture Hall of Fame not a kludge toilet - 5307244800
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There best be a flush knob disguised as a recliner level on the other side.

~NSHA

briefcase dual use nintendo not a kludge video games - 5435001088
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Hold on, my report seems a bit jumbled. Let me blow on it and get back to you.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

fence not a kludge trees wtf - 5351269120
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It's like a Chia Pet! Except it takes 20 years. And it's horribly ugly.

~NSHA

kids not a kludge sand toys - 4859034368
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If I ever see this IRL, I solemnly swear to kick off any child that is riding in. ~NSHA