The Dwarven smiths of Middle-earth looked on in envy and cast aside their blade-proof vests of mithril, bellowing "man screw this crap!"
Nowadays bumpers are made out of plastic. Consider this a formal request of the auto industry to start making bumpers out of whatever Nokias are made out of... "noki-ite."
That's just unfair, you could really hurt somebody.
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Way to turn that Nokia into a Nokilla!
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