Bulletproof Vest, Check!

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The Dwarven smiths of Middle-earth looked on in envy and cast aside their blade-proof vests of mithril, bellowing "man screw this crap!"

WATCH IT, BUDDY!

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That's just unfair, you could really hurt somebody.

The Vibrating Dead

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Things that will be around after the apocalypse: cockroaches, Keith Richards, peanut phones...

Now THAT'S a Bumper!

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Nowadays bumpers are made out of plastic. Consider this a formal request of the auto industry to start making bumpers out of whatever Nokias are made out of... "noki-ite."

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