The Dwarven smiths of Middle-earth looked on in envy and cast aside their blade-proof vests of mithril, bellowing "man screw this crap!"

Nowadays bumpers are made out of plastic. Consider this a formal request of the auto industry to start making bumpers out of whatever Nokias are made out of... "noki-ite."

Way to turn that Nokia into a Nokilla!

That's just unfair, you could really hurt somebody.

Things that will be around after the apocalypse: cockroaches, Keith Richards, peanut phones...

For when you just HAVE to kontakty your friends!