WATCH IT, BUDDY!

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WATCH IT, BUDDY!
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That's just unfair, you could really hurt somebody.

Now THAT'S a Bumper!

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Now THAT'S a Bumper!
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Nowadays bumpers are made out of plastic. Consider this a formal request of the auto industry to start making bumpers out of whatever Nokias are made out of... "noki-ite."

Bulletproof Vest, Check!

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Bulletproof Vest, Check!
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The Dwarven smiths of Middle-earth looked on in envy and cast aside their blade-proof vests of mithril, bellowing "man screw this crap!"

Peanut Phone Charger

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Peanut Phone Charger
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For when you just HAVE to kontakty your friends!

The Vibrating Dead

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The Vibrating Dead
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Things that will be around after the apocalypse: cockroaches, Keith Richards, peanut phones...