Sure he costs a fair amount in diesel, but he shows up on time and always provides a ride. But like a real drummer, don't ask him to do anything in 3/4 time.
Although... I could really go for a seasoned hamster.
"Okay who let the roadies all get stoned?"
I only listen to music if it's adapted through at least 1 obscure format. ~Not-So-Handy Andy