Nothing like a thrilling game of highway joust to liven up your afternoon commute.
No? It's being kidnapped by a maniac in a pickup truck who thinks a single bungee cord will keep it up? Yeah, you better not try to catch it.
A cheaply made glove. With holes in it. On a giant's hand. Who hasn't trimmed his nails in a while.
And with the sound of the crashing TV, so came the switch from Engineering to English Lit.