Nothing like a thrilling game of highway joust to liven up your afternoon commute.
You can spend the money you're saving on a U-Haul on a new suspension!
Faster! They're catching up!
Too bad this fort fell out of the tree, that's really going to hinder our progress.
Can't move the entertainment stand... video game break. Can't move my shirt... laying down break.
The perks of having a AAA membership aren't what they used to be.