Awww look at those kids riding in a dangerous contraption. They really take after their mother.
In the words of Steve Carell, "I hope you have a big trunk, 'cause I'm puttin' my bike in it!"
You rise above the vulgar morass of this life and take flight with aesthetic beasts of myth and legend. You become... Unicorn Motorcycle Rider.
"A bike I bought. The previous owner left the parcel tape and hairy string under the seat - just in case!"