Think they can knock over my mailbox? I'll show them, I'll show them all!
"As a mailbox, I'm sick and tired of being propped on an uncomfortable pole every day! I demand change!"
What do you do when you put your mail box too close to the road?
Complete with beautiful rock garden! ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Especially since it's still plugged into the wall. ~NSHA
Mailperson, please don't forget my welfare check.